What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 17:47
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Everyone loved it.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Then came..
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks